I'm A Bad American

I'm A Bad American

by Ted Nugent

I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally,

pretty women.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family,

not some midlevel

governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants

to give it away to

crack addicts squirting out babies.

I don't care about appearing compassionate.

I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer - I

believe

ignoring

your kids and giving them Prozac might.

I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or

victimized.

I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they

are different,

weird or make me mad.

This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to others

expectations.

I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.

I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine;

just don't feel

like everyone else should have to.

I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a

pack of

cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter

of fact, if

you

are an American citizen you should speak English. My

uncles and forefathers

shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave the

countries you were

born in to come disrespect ours, and make us bend to your

will. Get over

it.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if

you're

running

from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't

understand the word

'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the previous line.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for

unpopular

opinions or actions.

I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a

machine with no

political affiliation do a recount when needed.

I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on

the word "is"

-- ever.

I don't think just because you were not born in this

country, you qualify

for

any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans,

etc., so you can

open

a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any [****] thing else,

while the

indigenous peoples can't get past a high school education

because they

can't afford it.

I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.

I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.

I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy

Osbourne, Ice-T or

Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to

listen to that crap

from

someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I

respect your

right to.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more

enlightenment than

working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light,

lite or

fat-free

on the package.

Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk

their lives in

vain

and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can

tell me it's a

living document ever changing and is open to

interpretation. The guys who

wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they

meant what they

said -- now leave the document alone, or there's going to

be trouble.

I don't hate the rich.

I help the poor.

I know wrestling is fake.

I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of

our forefathers

weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Please stop

blaming me because

some

prior white people were idiots -- and remember, tons of

white, Indian,

Chinese, and other races have been enslaved too -- it was

wrong for every

one of them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more

dangerous than a

Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I want to know exactly which church is it where the

"Reverend" Jessie

Jackson

preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.

I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded

American should be

allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then

you will serve the

time.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he

made and continue

to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next

operating system

that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your

buddy that

invented the Internet to help you.

I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it

makes me mad.

You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay,

disabled, another

nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of

this country has

more value as a human being that I do as a white male. if

someone

kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need

more laws!

Let's

enforce the ones we already have.

I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything

sucks.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child -- it

takes a

parent with the fucking guts to stand up to the kid and

spank his butt and

say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so.

I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was

Ole Yeller.

I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.

I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be

made to keep silent

because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this

country allowed

that right. I will not conform or compromise just to keep

from hurting

somebody's feelings. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised,

no matter how

desperately the mainstream media would like the world to

believe otherwise.

Yes, I guess by some people's definition, I may be a bad

American.

But that's tough!!!

written by Ted Nugent, the rock singer