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I'm A Bad American
by Ted Nugent

I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally,
pretty women.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family,
not some midlevel
governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants
to give it away to
crack addicts squirting out babies.

I don't care about appearing compassionate.

I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer - I
your kids and giving them Prozac might.

I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or

I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they
are different,
weird or make me mad.
This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to others

I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.

I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine;
just don't feel
like everyone else should have to.

I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a
pack of
cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter
of fact, if
are an American citizen you should speak English. My
uncles and forefathers
shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave the
countries you were
born in to come disrespect ours, and make us bend to your
will. Get over

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if
from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't
understand the word
'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the previous line.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for
opinions or actions.

I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a
machine with no
political affiliation do a recount when needed.

I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on
the word "is"
-- ever.

I don't think just because you were not born in this
country, you qualify
any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans,
etc., so you can
a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any [****] thing else,
while the
indigenous peoples can't get past a high school education
because they
can't afford it.

I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.

I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.

I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy
Osbourne, Ice-T or
Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to
listen to that crap
someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I
respect your
right to.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light,
lite or
on the package.

Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk
their lives in
and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can
tell me it's a
living document ever changing and is open to
interpretation. The guys who
wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they
meant what they
said -- now leave the document alone, or there's going to
be trouble.

I don't hate the rich.

I help the poor.

I know wrestling is fake.

I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of
our forefathers
weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Please stop
blaming me because
prior white people were idiots -- and remember, tons of
white, Indian,
Chinese, and other races have been enslaved too -- it was
wrong for every
one of them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more
dangerous than a
Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I want to know exactly which church is it where the
"Reverend" Jessie
preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.

I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded
American should be
allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then
you will serve the

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he
made and continue
to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next
operating system
that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your
buddy that
invented the Internet to help you.

I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it
makes me mad.
You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay,
disabled, another
nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of
this country has
more value as a human being that I do as a white male. if
kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need
more laws!
enforce the ones we already have.

I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child -- it
takes a
parent with the fucking guts to stand up to the kid and
spank his butt and
say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so.

I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was
Ole Yeller.

I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.

I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be
made to keep silent
because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this
country allowed
that right. I will not conform or compromise just to keep
from hurting
somebody's feelings. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised,
no matter how
desperately the mainstream media would like the world to
believe otherwise.

Yes, I guess by some people's definition, I may be a bad

But that's tough!!!
written by Ted Nugent, the rock singer